I’m 27, single, and on facebook. That much you know. What you may not know: I am also boss of a global empire of organised crime. A level 270 insomniac, I have an hourly income of nearly $2 billion. That works out to a cool $17.5 quadrillion in annual income–and that’s tax-free. I guess I do have to pay the bank 10% every time I make a deposit. But I’m pretty sure my fellow Americans in the $17.5 quadrillion tax bracket pay a slightly higher rate.