I’m 27, single, and on facebook.  That much you know.  What you may not know: I am also boss of a global empire of organised crime.  A level 270 insomniac, I have an hourly income of nearly $2 billion.  That works out to a cool $17.5 quadrillion in annual income–and that’s tax-free.  I guess I do have to pay the bank 10% every time I make a deposit.  But I’m pretty sure my fellow Americans in the $17.5 quadrillion tax bracket pay a slightly higher rate. 

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