About Hank

I am H.M. Talbot, chief driveller, intrepid journalist and poet laureate of fantasticdrivel.com. You can call me Hank. I am a pseudonym.

the pig war

pink t-shirt design: large black hog with "I {heart} tubers" text #fantasticdrivel

Imagine that it’s July 3, 2013, and it’s your night to make dinner. You know that today is the 150th anniversary of Pickett’s Charge, the failed infantry assault that secured defeat for the Confederacy at the Battle of Gettysburg—and perhaps the entire Civil War (the farthest point reached by the attack has been referred to as “the high-water mark of the Confederacy”). Naturally, you want to observe the sesquicentennial with whatever meal you prepare…but what do you cook?

I was faced with this exact situation, dear readers, when I had to plan a meal for July 3, 2013. I began by researching the kinds of foods that Pickett’s men might have eaten 150 years ago. Although it would have been an interesting culinary exercise, I decided that “hardtack, gruel, and the bitter agony of defeat” was not the direction I wanted to go. So I broadened my search, ultimately choosing to make pork and potatoes. And this is why.

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shreya ghoshal: winning back ohio

Do you know what’s special about June 26th?

Besides being chocolate pudding day, June 26th is internationally known as Shreya Ghoshal Day.

Shreya Ghoshal (born March 12, 1984) is an Indian singer. Best known as a playback singer in Hindi films, she also sings in other Indian languages including Assamese, Bengali, Bhojpuri, Gujarati, Kannada, Marathi, Punjabi, Odiya, Malayalam, Tamil, Telugu language… Ghoshal was also honored from the U.S. state of Ohio, wherein governor Ted Strickland declared June 26 as “Shreya Ghoshal Day”. |from Wikipedia

playback singer

I’ll confess: before learning about Shreya, I had no idea what a playback singer was. I also had no idea there were so many different Indian languages. I can’t help you out with the latter, but I did make this handy graphic to explain the former:

like Kathy Seldon (Debbie Reynolds) in "Singin' in the Rain," Shreya records songs so actresses can lip-sync through the songs in their movies

like Kathy Seldon (Debbie Reynolds) in “Singin’ in the Rain,” Shreya records songs so actresses can lip-sync through the songs in their movies

shreya ghoshal day

Here’s a YouTube clip showing Shreya being honored by the state of Ohio with her own day:

Shreya was 26 when that video was made. I’m 30 and still waiting for someone to give me my own day.

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abner “no rounders” doubleday

Baseball is America’s pasttime. But did you know that the Brits tried to take credit for inventing baseball? Cheeky bastards.

In the late 19th century and early 20th century, a dispute arose about the origins of baseball and whether it had been invented in the United States or formed as a variation of the British game of rounders. The theory that the sport was created in the U.S. was backed by Chicago Cubs president Albert Spalding and National League president Abraham G. Mills. In 1889, Mills gave a speech declaring that baseball was American, which he said was determined through “patriotism and research”; a crowd of about 300 people responding by chanting “No rounders!” |from Wikipedia

An investigative committee determined that baseball was, in fact, American: created by Union General Abner Doubleday. According to legend, the first game was held in Cooperstown, NY, on or around June 12, 1839. The baseball hall of fame is located there in commemoration of that blessed event.

general abner doubleday, the father of baseball

the father of baseball

Many historians have since disputed the claim that Big Abner fathered America’s pasttime. In fact, it is referred to on wikipedia as the “Doubleday Myth.” Talk about biased writing! I should try to have it changed to “Doubleday Controversy.”

Oh well. As they say, “Haters gonna hate.” At least I have Bud Selig on my side:

The myth has also received the backing of Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig, who said in 2010 that “I really believe that Abner Doubleday is the ‘Father of Baseball.'”

Happy 174th birthday, baseball!

Is that BEC in your laser-cooled magnetic trap, or are you just happy to see me?

evaporative cooling animated gif of Bose-Einstein condensate

As the temperature drops, the atoms suddenly collapse into a different state of matter, Bose-Einstein condensate (BEC)

The face of BEC, by Michael Hanna for fantasticdrivel.com

because it’s always nice to put a face with a name (even if it’s the name of a state of matter)

Carl Weiman and Eric Cornell

SUPERCOOL: Carl Weiman and Eric Cornell, the guys who made BEC in 1995.

On June 5, 1995, two guys made a really cold lump of Rubidium, and the world was never the same.

That’s right: it was 18 years ago today that Eric Cornell and Carl Weiman brought about 2,000 rubidium-87 atoms within 170 billionths of a degree from absolute zero. When you get something that cold, it “condenses” into a different state of matter (solid, liquid, gas, and plasma are the four most common states of matter). This state of matter was first predicted by Satyendra Nath Bose and Albert Einstein in 1924–25. Named after its predictors, the stuff is called Bose-Einstein condensate (BEC for short).

I’ve thrown in a couple of my own graphic representations (because it’s always nice to put a face with a name…), but the rest of this stuff comes from the University of Colorado Physics 2000 web portal. You really should check out their evaporative cooling applet. It’s very cool. In more ways than one.

BEC face equation for fantasticdrivel.com

if you get these two guys cold enough…

Bose-Einstein Condensation at 400, 200, and 50 nano-Kelvins

Bose-Einstein Condensation at 400, 200, and 50 nano-Kelvins

wiki.answers.wtf? Igor’s favorite foods

The answer monkeys have struck again.

Today, while trying to learn Igor Stravinsky’s favorite foods, I again clicked over to wiki.answers.com. My experience there last week should have prepared me for the kind of “relevant answers” I might encounter (see last week’s post). I am more confident than ever that dactylographic [i.e. “typewriting”] monkeys are behind these so-called “relevant answers.”

random ass answers to Igor Stravinsky question

What did Igor Stravinsky like to eat? This answer sheds little light on the subject.

In case that image didn’t load, here’s the transcript:

What kind of foods did Igor Stravinsky like to eat

Relevant answers:

What kind of food they like to eat?

they eat tacos and they put different kinds of stuff on it they have different taste then us

What kind of food does a hores like to eat?

most likely hay

I am again reminded of one of my favorite posts, the second part of Zoo World 3, where I worked out the deeper meaning behind a strip-club review by a reviewer known only as “dan.” I might attempt something similar with these relevant answers, but for now, you can enjoy dan’s work here.