The good news for you streakers: week 5 is the first big payoff week for y’all!
I don’t have graphics for all the new team names yet, but I’m working on it.
Without further delay: FAABulous prize$ for the Liga in week 5.
This is a reworked version of last year’s post about the goodbye bonus awards and the fibonacci streaker bonus. Everything should be updated to reflect the Liga 2011.
Goodbyes are never easy.
That truism extends to the realm of fantasy football. Weeks 5-11 of the NFL season pepper fantasy rosters with frustrating “byes,” leaving fantasy managers with holes to fill on an almost weekly basis. Nowhere is the sting of a bye week more sharply felt than in the Liga Guadalupe. With only one bench spot to stash that star player on a bye week, we are often left with an agonising choice: (1) drop some bigger-name players on their bye week and hope to pick them up again off waivers or (2) start a less-than-full roster.
To help counter the temptation to stockpile talent through bye weeks, I began offering huge [FAAB] cash prizes to teams who started a full roster. The rewards got even richer for those who kept a full-roster streak going. It was a beautifully complicated system, but ultimately wasn’t enough incentive for a few managers. With the new scoring system in 2011, empty roster spots will put teams at a serious disadvantage. Nevertheless, I decided to up the stakes again for the goodbye bonus awards.
Here’s how it works . . .
John Milton
(1608-1674)
My last post provided some history and insight regarding the perennial plight of the churchgoing child in the summertime: Vacation Bible School. I remember complaining about losing a week of my summer to VBS, but it was not until recently that I gained a little perspective on the issue. I never had to suffer like the poor children of Hopedale, Illinois, in 1894. On the other hand, I was never treated to the kind of fun, fancy, professionally-produced VBS experience enjoyed by kids in 2011. To learn more about both ends of this spectrum, check out my last post.
This series will address the wildly popular 2011 VBS kit “Pandamania.”
Eventually.
Before we go there, we need to cover a bit of history. That history starts with John Milton.
Summer means lots of things to lots of people. For thousands of kids across the United States (and around the world), one of those things is VBS.
If you had the “priviledge” of attending Vacation Bible School (or, VBS for short) as a child, you know what I’m talking about. If not, you might not be familiar with the whole VBS thing. Allow me to explain.
I don’t remember how old I was when I first went to Vacation Bible School, but I do remember that it didn’t take me long to figure out what was really going on: a conspiracy against kids having fun in the summertime . . . Continue reading
Fear not, my friends; the drivel has not run dry.
It’s flow, however, has temporarily abated.
2010 was a great year for fantasticdrivel.com, and 2011 will be even better. I know the fantasy football season was probably a bit tiresome for some of y’all. Believe me, it was tiresome for the pathetic Mothers of Grendel as well. If you haven’t, I do encourage you to check out the Liga retrospective posts—particularly the tlachiqueros and the sandbox paladins. I feel that those two posts are among the finest drivel to ever [dis]grace the blogosphere.
Bond 23. James Bond 23.
Like James Bond, fantastic drivel WILL return. Unlike James Bond, fantastic drivel should be returning sometime in March 2011. You’ll have to wait until November 2012 for Bond 23.
I know some folks thought the Quantum of Solace title was a little too sophisticated, but personally I think “Bond 23” is something of an overcorrection.
I am currently working on finishing a book. That’s right. A book. Although it’s not in any way like the stuff I share with y’all on fantasticdrivel.com, I’m pretty excited about it. Maybe I’ll post more about it later. For now, however, it’s that book that is receiving all the time and energy with which I would otherwise drivel.
I’ll keep you posted.